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So last night was waaaay to specatucular, i MUST blog about it.
So yesterday was Daisy's parents wedding. Daisy is one of Emily's best friends. They go to the same school and are on the same softball team. So after traveling together a lot because of the softball tournaments they have, our parents have gotten to know Daisy's parents pretty well. The ceremony at the church started at 2. So mom of course did NOT want to miss that so the ladies all hurried up to be ready by 1:45. I wore my new dress i bought at Marshall's for TEN dollars when its original price was SIXTY! I looked purty good if i do say so myself. But then again so did my 2 sissies and my mom. We ALWAYS look good when we go out to fiestas haha. So we get to the church and take a seat towards the front. We;re waiting there for the ceremony to start and all of a sudden we hear a mariachi band start playing and the groom walks in with his 2 daughters. at this point i can feel my eyes tearing up...i look at bry, same thing going on with her. Weddings make me soooo emotional. after the groom came the bride with her 2 sons. it was really just a lovely ceremony. whenever a part came where we would typically sing, the mariachi band would start playing.it was great. my mom got all emotional when the couple recited their vowels mainly because it was hers and my dad's 22nd anniversary THAT SAME DAY! haha
So after the ceremony was over we still had 2 hours until the reception started and mother STILL hadn't bought them a gift so we decided to go do that instead. We headed over to the new MACY'S that just opened in Visalia. Oh man it was sooo crowded in there. Those Visalians were going crazy over this new Macy's. We didn't really see anything we liked so we headed over to JCPANTIES (penny) and mom found some cute picture frames there.I didn't help pick them out, i was too busy taking "myspace" pictures of myself in the tall mirrors haha. After we were done it was about 4 so we headed over to the place where the reception was being held at. We sat down and unfortunately made the mistake of picking a table next to a bunch of guys who SERIOUSLY looked like they had just come out of the Mexican TOOL ACADEMY. UGH UGH AND UGH. One of the guys sitting there however did not look tool-ish and i noticed he checked thithy and i out right as we sat down. and i'm not gunna lie, i was checking him out too because he was muy caliente. it was hard NOT to look at him considering the fact that he was sitting RIGHT in front of me. But i tried to control the urges to look remembering i now had BC and i knew BC was waaaay better then the tools right next to us. So instead of me lusting over him the whole night guess who did lust over him the whole night...that's right...BRY. haha OH WAIT too bad for Bry...HE WAS MARRIED...married with an impregnated wife. HHAHAHA
Anyways...shortly after arriving we were served with your typical GB fiesta food. Carne en caldo, arroz, y frijoles con tosino. AKA meat in soup( barbacoa), rice,and beans with bacon. Funny thing is i TOTALLY called it. So we ate the whole thing and i had 3 servings of beans since Frizz and Bry found them spicy. So GB of me...i know i know. Across the room were some more softball parents and kids who may i mention were all WHITE. After getting sick of sitting next to the TOOL ACADEMY daddy decided it was best for us to move away from them so we went to go join the WHITE table since mom and dad were all buddy buddy with them. So we sat there and thith and i enjoyed a few margaritas provided to us by mom and dad. you see, only GB's would freely give their kids alcohol. so as we're settling in to our new table this band walks in and starts playing their "BANDA" music all loud and a bunch of people run to the dance floor including my sis and i and as we're running bry looks at me and says "GOOD THING WE'RE DRUNK!" hahaha so we were out there dancing all GB and what not. then after a while we sat back down. so the rest of the night consisted of my family and i dancing our butts off. then one time my dad was soooo drunk he went off to the other side of the room and i was like WHAT IS DAD DOING OVER THERE.we just see him talking to some random GB guy in like a cowboy hat and boots. so we're like ok that's weird maybe he knows him but most likely not. so my mom finally goes over there to get him and it turns out that he mistook that table for ours so he was telling the GB guy to leave our table. and the Gb guy was getting all pissed so he goes to try and sock my dad in the stomach but my dad grabs his hand and shakes it instead HAHAHAHAHa. it would've been hilarious if we would've turned around to see my dad getting in a fight with some GB guy. OH also, dad was sooo drunk that he gave the groom a lap dance. so the bride and groom were sitting in the middle of the dance floor and girls were giving the bride lap dances and guys were giving the groom a lap dance and whos one of the first guys to do it...MY DAD OF COURSE. it was HI-LAR-I-OUS! What also was hilarious were the 2 white dudes at our table Mike and Ross who got sooo into the Gb dancing. oh man 2 white drunk men dancing...priceless! they'd be like WOOOOO let's GO FUCKING DANCE! so at one point dad and ross were dancing together. then there was this one song where the music just kept getting faster and faster and thithy and i kept zapatiandole faster and faster it was great!
OooOoO they also had the throwing of the bouquet. So naturally bry and i went to go try and catch it. dad was like "no, don't let laura go, please hold her back!" haha they made all the girls hold hands and run around and go under the brides dress. it was great. some dumb little fat girl ended up catching it though so it wasn't as great.
while dancing the girls were bouncing all over the place.i seriously almost came close to a few "nip slips" i'm sure the tool academy would've enjoyed that since they would not stop staring! there was also a lot of ass smackin goin on on the dance floor.it was really just a fun fun party. i danced my ass off and bry did too which surprises me because she NEVER used to dance at party's. after the party we went to uncle mikes for a bit. mom stayed home because she was being a PARTY POOPER! i sat with dad in the back on the way there and we had a heart to heart about my new relationship with O-RYAN/MARK/BC/PC/AARON. He got all emotional and cried. but he told me he accepted him in our house and that he was more than welcome to stay here fir the kelly concert. that made me really happy. i'm glad he's being supportive.
ok i'm tired of typing and GOBBY is waiting for me (ahahahahaha inside joke)

until next time!
L. Rod - JAI HO